Since I am currently in dire straights over my zero babysitter situation, my mind keeps wandering back to all of the Jack-Hole experiences I have endured over the years. You know I’m always down to help, so I made a handy-dandy list of all the head-scratchers I’ve heard over the decade.
Pay attention people…If you ever hear any of these word combinations come out of your sitters mouth-Grab your kids and get the heck out of dodge!!!!
–I had it coming out both ends last night!
-Do you mind if I use your address to fill out this credit card application?
-Where’s the liquor cabinet?
-Sorry, I’m late, my car got repossessed, so I had to find a ride.
-Sorry I broke your washing machine while I was doing my own laundry.
-There’s a vicious case of pink eye going around our house (while she’s holding your baby)!
-If Wells Fargo Credit calls DON’T ANSWER!
–I don’t see what the fuss is about crystal meth. Aside from the sex, it’s really not that great.
-You were out of Lysol, so I just used water and urine to mop the floor.
-Do you keep any cash around the house?
-My Grandmomma died, so I won’t be coming next week…and can I borrow $3,000?
-I gotta leave early today. We’re going to see my “Baby Daddy” at the jail
Yes, this actually happened to me. Sure, this is a compilation from about four different sitters, but still.
Can you feel my pain?
Tell me, what types of excuses do you hear?
Can anybody top me?
I dare you!!!!